Below, we post funny YouTube links, interesting websites, or trivia that you heard on the Mix Morning show.Check out our new Mix Movies page for new releases in the theatres.
August 17, 2010:
The Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
• Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
• Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
• Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
• Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
• Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over.
• Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
• Law of Lockers - If there a re only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
• Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
• Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
August 6, 2010:
Mottos to Live By
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
• The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
• The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
• Two wrongs are only the beginning.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
• Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
July 27, 2010:
A Pug sings the Batman theme Song:
This is super cute (Jamie would never say that but MJ would!). For those of you who remember watching the old Batman cartoons, you will get a kick out of this new rendition!
